According to Joro;
Don’t take your friends along with you when he invites you on a date
Don’t go to his house unannounced
Don’t ask him for money
Don’t compare him to your ex or talk about your ex, only if he requests
Don’t get drunk on your first outing with him
Don’t wear see through or exposing outfits on your first outings
Don’t bore him with all your family or personal issues ( my house caught fire, my AC is not working, my rent is due )
Don’t talk about Marriage on a first date
Don’t pry about the size of his pocket, his earnings or the car he drives ( Do you drive a G wagon ? Are you a millionaire ? )
Don’t be too quick to post his picture on instagram, Facebook, (social media) etc
Don’t go out without “vex money” or a simple transport fare “bailout” money
Don’t lie you’re a virgin and don’t lie about your age ( Some ladies say they’re 22 when they’re 29)
Don’t order what you don’t know how to eat or you’re allergic to all because you’re forming sophisticated
Don’t ask to meet his Mother or Father. Only if he suggests
Don’t be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress just because you want To impress or be a Diva
Don’t talk to him about your body count or guys you’ve slept with. YOUR STANDARD / DEFAULT body count is (2) guys
Don’t form British or American accent or any form of accent you can’t keep up with
Don’t think you’re an automatic girlfriend after the first Sexual Encounter
when your friends call you on a date don’t describe him in a derogatory manner eg I’m with that guy who has Bastard Money
Don’t start leaving clothes and tooth brush stylishly at his place
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