Mike Godson's epic response to a fan who asked for his kind bleaching cream

So, according to Mike Godson, a Nollywood actor, a woman called him to ask him the name of the bleaching cream he uses and he gave her this epic response.

He wrote: "I was sleeping one day and my phone rang. I picked the call behold it was a woman who said she was a fan but wanted to know what bleaching Cream I use. For 20seconds I was mute just to make sure I heard her clearly. And bcoz I was very upset with the question I began to think of a way to make her look stupid and regret ever calling my phone!! so I replied and said, ok madam you want to be yellow like me abi?? She said "YES" then I said ok!! Buy original Mobil engine oil, red oil, motor battery water, alligator peper, fresh peper then mix all these ingredients with bitter cola and salt and hydraulic Then call me later to tell me how yellow you have become. Please is that not a perfect way to become yellow???"