That awkward moment when a Kenyan man chopped off his penis with a knife and threw it to Dog

Kenyan socialite Huddah Monroe suffers complications after breast implants

Kenyan socialite and ex-Big Brother Africa housemate, Huddah Monroe, who once said ladies should use their vagina to get what they want, suffered life-threatening complications after undergoing breast implant in the United States.

Huddah who was rushed out to United States hospital on emergency wrote;

"Got complications from a previous cosmetic Surgery I had (story for another day) and I am pleased with my Doctors who have done incredible job on me..... I can't be more thankful! I could've died but I'm well now 🌚.🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Cc @drjlayke @drpay of the Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery group for making me feel amazing and confident once again! I would definitely recommend them to anyone!"

Alaafin of Oyo's last wife buids house for her mum (photos)

Olori Ola Adeyemi, last wife of the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi just built a house for her mom. She shared the photos on her Instagram page with the caption:

Mummy..... I have always promise to make you happy no matter what... U built a life for me and I build a house for you mum... You went through a lot to gave birth to me... I spent 11months inside ur womb before you gave birth to me...

 I have always prayed to Almighty Allah to grant you longlife to eat d fruit of ur labour... I have always promise to make you proud and happy momma...Now, it is a dream that came to reality... And I thank my Husband HRM OBA LAMIDI OLAYIWOLA ADEYEMI III for been a pillar of support... You are 1 in a Million 😘😘😘#1ofmy2017goalsfulfiled#. #makingmommaproud#

Congratulations Queen Ola and Momma. More pics below:

Friday daily devotional by Pastor E. A. Adeboye (Open Heavens 31 March 2017) – The Ways God Fights

Topic: The Ways God Fights [Friday 31, March 2017]

Memorise: And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen. - Mark 16:20

Read: Isaiah 54:16-17 (KJV)

16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.

17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

Bible in One Year: Exodus 39-40, Jeremiah 5:1-17

MESSAGE:

Psalm 24:8-10 reveals our Heavenly Father as the Lord of Hosts, who is mighty in battle. As a Man of War, there are some battles He may fight for you, while there are some others He may fight with you. He may also fight some battles through you. In Exodus 14:13-21, when the children of Israel were confronted with the Egyptians and the Red Sea, they thought their end had come, but Moses told them to be quiet, to wait and watch as the Lord would fight for them. Sure enough, God parted the Red Sea for them to go over, and He drowned all their enemies. The reason why some people are in defeat is because they are trying to fight the battles that only God can fight for them. You may want to ask this question: how do I identify such battles? May God open your eyes to know the battles meant for Him alone! I also pray for you that God will not ignore the battles only He can fight on your behalf. The Lord will arise for you, as you give Him quality praise and worship, and He will drown your enemies.

In a battle against the Amorites in Joshua 10:9-14, while Joshua was busy fighting, God also was busy hurling heavy stones upon his enemies. God and Joshua fought together and victory was won. This is an example of a battle where God fights with you. In this case, God may just be waiting for you to start the fight before He joins in. Consequently, if you wait for Him to start the battle, He may never do so. Take for instance the battle for the salvation of souls; God expects us to go and preach the good news of the gospel to sinners, and then He will back us up with signs and wonders (Hebrews 2:4). If you don’t go out to evangelise, you may never see the signs and wonders promised by God being manifested in your life.

Finally, there are battles God will fight through you. In such cases, God will be behind the scenes while He puts you forward. The enemy will then examine you to see how vulnerable you are. He will be attracted to attacking you because to him, you will appear to be an easy prey. However, when he attacks, God will quietly tell you what to do, and the enemy will be floored. In Mark 11:23-24, Jesus said you are the one to speak to the mountain in faith, and God will move it into the sea. You are the one to condemn any tongue that rises against you while God frustrates every weapon designed against you. (Isaiah 54:17). In all of these, are you correctly playing your part?

Prayer Point: Father, teach my hands to war and my fingers to fight only battles You want me to fight. Also, grant me wisdom to engage the enemy the way You want it done.

Open Heavens Daily Devotional guide was written by Pastor E.A. Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, one of the largest evangelical church in the world and also the President of Christ the Redeemer's Ministries.

iOpenHeavens is the electronic version of the Hard Copy. The Open Heavens devotional application is available across all mobile platforms and operating systems: iOS, Android, Blackberry, Nokia, Windows Mobile and PC.

#KeepTheChangeBae - Young man who was dragged on twitter for lashing out at a lady, finally apologizes

The young man, @pabloadedeji, who took a lady he met on social media out on a date to watch a movie in the cinemas (reportedly in Ibadan) and later took to twitter ranting about the money he spent, calling her a 'broke ass hungry bitch', has apologized. 

See his tweets below..

Embarrassing moment married woman and her lover get stuck while having sex (Photos/Video)

This is the embarrassing moment a married woman and her lover who both got stuck while having sex were paraded in Kenya.

According to Ebals Blog, they couldn't control the pain and shouted out loud, attracting neighbors who then brought them out and paraded them in the streets.

Watch video below....

These ladies wore 'cleavage revealing attire' for their final year thanksgiving service + Hilarious Instagram reactions (photos)

These beautiful Nigerians ladies wore revealing dresses for their final year thanksgiving and it has gotten some hilarious reactions online.

Some Nigerians have even picked interest in the photo and have started choosing their pick by selecting "a day of the week they love most".

As shared by Twitter user with the caption 'One for every day of the week"'. See more reactions below....